Moo Cow Theory

The idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes 'old news' and he is no longer intrested in her. To sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. As stated by the movie Someone Like You

"I don't understand how he could cheat on me!"
"It's simple, The Moo Cow Theory"

by sarvv January 26, 2010

911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

by dtfe September 12, 2017

hot food theory

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)

a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr

by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020

big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...

Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?

by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022

Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.

Did you hear about the number theory riots?

by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

by quaniggadris December 29, 2022