French Trigger

When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.

Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.

by T-$ Records June 7, 2023

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.

Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*

by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023