COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

COVID-19 resistant

A way to describe those irresponsible and unwise people who do believe they are resistant/immune to the virus by not wearing masks, staying in quarantine or take any necessary precautions for their own sake and others.

Stay safe people!

Anna: Hey Josh, im going out see ya in a few hours.

Josh: Anna..no what are you doing? You know we are in the middle of a pandemic right? We need to take all the necessary precautions! Jesus your not even wearing a mask..

Anna: oh stop worrying... you are so in your head!

Josh: because this is a serious matter! Your not covid-19 resistant!

by TMUrban August 15, 2020

Covid-🇲🇺

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.

How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

by Covido November 21, 2020

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020