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Clubbing the clown

Where's little johnny? He's in his room clubbing the clown he will be out shortly
by Homolo January 16, 2021
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Millenium Club

An exclusive unofficial dues free club were membership is gained by having sex (intercourse or anal; while handjobs and blowjobs are awesome, they don’t count toward Millenium Club membership, no matter how hot or desireable or famous she is) with at least 1,000 women that on a “looks scale of 1-10” are at least a “hard 6” and above when sarged from the field, and prostitutes that are a “hard 9” and over. While theoretically a man could bang 1,000 hookers that are “9’s” and 10’s” gets you in the club, it is the least respectable way to gain membership; akin to using steroids to be a Hall Of Fame Baseball Player (yeah, you got the stats, and you’re in The Club, but you did cheat to gain membership.). This elite club’s membership is typically reserved for billionaires, trust fund babies, A-list movie stars, sports stars, royalty, and master pickup artists. To get an idea of how difficult sleeping with at least 1,000 “hard 6’s” and above can be, imagine sleeping with a new woman every week for 20 years. (50 weeks)times(20 years)=1,000 women. Ironically, only about 1 in a 1000 men actually reach this achievement. None the less, all men should strive to be members of this elite unofficial society. This may sound like “shooting for the moon”, but if a man actively strives to be a Millenium Club Member his whole life and dies trying, sleeping with 692 “hard 6’s” and above, you can say he had a damn good life and was one hell of a player. We all can’t be Derek Jeter.
Fred: If I was rich and/or famous, I could get into the Millenium Club easy!
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.
by Orion Jr February 1, 2022
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Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.
Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!
by paulinSJ November 30, 2019
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bingo club

Oh look, there goes the bingo club.
by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020
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Da Club

Da Club, or sometimes known as "RODC, Republic of Da Club" is a secretive friends server owned by ArturShow and assosiates.
Glory to Da Club
by ArturShow August 17, 2023
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Singhal Club

“Bro you gotta get some bitches!”
Nah bro I got that Singhal Club Membership"
by superchamp234 May 16, 2022
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club mongoose

Something my friend made up and made me look up on urban dictionary
by Doc mcstuffin March 22, 2023
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