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n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.
Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!
by paulinSJ November 30, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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