Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans

1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.

by Juul tm. January 29, 2019

Chin Pimp

A pimp who gets other people blowjobs.

Tim:Hey I'm a Chin Pimp.

Austin: Nigga hook me up with some BJS!

by NIGGAPLEASE! August 24, 2010

Flamingo pimp

A person that where’s bling with tiny ass legs compared to the rest of there body

Pepa is a fucking flamingo pimp

by Flamingo pimp October 20, 2019

Nibble Pimp

A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).

'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'

by Seven Streets October 23, 2009

Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012

child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 5, 2013

Pimp Of The Year

Person who draws the most profits in one year, for all those involved, from the marketing of women to the public, as sexual objects.

Minnesota Fresh (Mann Fresh) and his stable of ladies, pulled in well over 200 racks per city, this year alone, making him first tier candidate for Pimp Of The Year Honors.

by Mann F. January 2, 2012