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Get the tomma-lamma-ding-dong mug.A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fu mug.The most handsome men you'll ever find. They are found in Belize. They are GigaChads. They are very rich and they're ancestors were Chinese Kings they had to flee China because of the Indians the Indians smelt really bad and it was killing them so they ran away to Belize. Their favorite words are so true brudda
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George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
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Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
Get the Ding Dong Doofus Fuck mug.Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
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