text-dumb

You call someone text-dumb when they speak with you just fine IRL but they are abnormally mute while texting; hardly opening up at all. They have a difficult time expressing their thoughts in text.

Man, I talk to this one girl and I talk quite a lot about random things in college but whenever I text her it's like she can't speak at all! I think she is text-dumb.

by Xicor17 August 9, 2020

slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.

Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!

by R-Fo June 13, 2010

Pep Text

A motivational text.

I was super unmotivated after my shitty bonus but a pep text from Amy helped me get my ass back to work on Monday morning.

by Jellman April 26, 2010

Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.

New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts

by and by January 5, 2011

titty text

a nude or topless photo sent via text

dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!

by stankonya September 16, 2010

Small Text

Engaging in small talk via text message.

Text Message Conversation:
A: "Sup?"
B: "Not much"
A: "Cool"
B: "...is there a point to this conversation?"
A: "Nope, just making small text."

by KBrass June 5, 2013