The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.

Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.

by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011

High Test

1. (noun/verb): A test to test if someone has achieved a proper high on marijuana at the request of the smoker or friends, or done by surprise with the intention to scare the shit out of said smoker. The test is usually considered successful when the stoner's heart rate increases, they hold their chest from fright, a man screams like a lil girl, loss of balance, and/or become more startled or panic because of their high.

Constantly holding out your pet snake and making hissing sounds like it is a cobra is considered a cruel unnerving but hilarious timeless high test, as the stoner would most likely like Scooter the boa if they were not so fucked up at the moment.

Jen: Eh, how can I tell if I'm really high?
Fred: I know a high test. Follow my hands. You're going down a hallway.
You turn

right...

You turn

left...

right...

left...
BRICKWALL!!!

Jen: AHHHH! I was so startled I fell out of my chair.
Fred: LMAO! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! LOLOL1337
Jen: I think I just peed my pants; I'm definitely high.

by skywasblue August 18, 2014

Test of Faith

A criminal task that is required to be performed by pledging members of a gang to show their allegiance to the cause of the gang and a condition of membership for the gang.

Big G proved his test of faith by robbing the gas station.

by BillyTheWebGuy May 17, 2006

Test Tube Baby

When you fill a condom with cum, then give it to your partner and they do whatever with it.

I gave Trish a Test Tube baby.
Aren't you afraid she get pregnant?
She was thirsty at the time.

by SuperDevilDude85 August 31, 2010

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

by Leo B. August 23, 2006

truth test

A test in which you provide in order to tell someone if something is clean as claimed by proving it by either telling them to eat off the plate from which they claim it is clean and it obviously is not or to tell them to drink out of a cup if they said it is clean . It is mostly used on kids but can apply to adults. This may also apply to anything that someone says is true but you know they are wrong so you tell them to prove it so it can blow up in their face.

Mom: Did you wash your hands to go eat? Hmmm…
Kid: Yes ma
Mom: Okay then lick your fingers, it’s a truth test
Kid: What? That’s nasty!!! I mean…better use water AND soap I guess

by leebal May 19, 2006