Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)

I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Putting the old team back together

Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!

im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"

by CALMOS88 December 11, 2016

TTD (tag team dumping)

When two people take turns dropping a hot carl on a third party. MOST common between brothers, but many people enjoy TTD.

"Hey there brother David, do you think your girlfriend would be interested in some TTD (tag team dumping) I've been hankering for pooping on a chest and we haven't spent much time together lately."

by Drecreep March 31, 2017

high school girls golf team

The team "sport" where high school girls walk around a golf course barely speaking to one another because everyone hates everyone for cheating.

How was golf practice today?
I couldn't decide who to play a practice round with. Everyone on the high school girls golf team is a cheater.

by anonymous1234456778 July 8, 2017

dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017

Twin tag team

Twin tag team is when you and your twin brother tag team a girl

“OMG those twins just twin tag teamed my girl friend”

by Kkkvubsf October 25, 2019

England rugby team

Supposedly a shit team they actually turn out to be fucking decent

God damn I would love to be England rugby team

by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019