turtle tennis 

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle pond 

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

turtle pond by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis

"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"

Turtle-dipping by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016

Turtle Tossing 

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

Turtle Tossing by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

Turtle necked 

When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.

While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.

Turtle necked by wernersvillian June 10, 2017

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

Turtle bender by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

turtle cheese 

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

turtle cheese by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017