Squizamoning

An individual who’s always big noting themselves to the point of being pretentious. However secretly wets the bed frequently and cry’s themselves to sleep most nights.

Anthony: Yo man, my Zangeif is gonna trash your Ken, cause I'm so much better than everyone... at everything... ever... Oh yeah.

Matt: Quit Squizamoning and go wet the bed

Anthony: … =(

by munky_punch July 6, 2009

Squizpippy

True pure love.

And I was squizpippy.

by epicwin14 November 7, 2010

Squizurp

the act of grasping a woman's boob without her expecting it.

dude you got to go squizurp that bitch, her tits are perfect.

by darneling April 13, 2011

Squizz Beavs

Short for squirrel beaver, i e something that is cringe
most commonly used if someone says something that is incredibly awkward.

Guy: i would tap that
Guy 2: thats my mum
Guy: Squizz Beavs, sorry bud

by beaver11111111111 November 20, 2011

squizzlewix

A word used to emphasize excitement

Oh squizzlewix! (instead of oh shit!)

by slights March 11, 2012

Squizzer

Splatoon hentai climbing out of your computer and climbs in your anus and stays there until death, then it will find a new victim.

Joey got squizzer the other day, poor bastard.

by Cantcatchmebb July 17, 2015

Squizel

A sound created during sleep when exhaling through the nose; a mix between a squeak, a whistle and a wheeze.

You're a squizeler, you woke me with your squizel last night. You and your squilzeling snoz!

by blagels October 27, 2015