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snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's
hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock
by hornt656 May 13, 2005
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Cutting up a Snickers bar

To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.

If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
by JCN-connection July 20, 2009
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irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
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snackers

A cross between "snack" and "crackers". Most often will be used in drunken nights while going home hungry.
"Robin, these heated seats sure feel good, but my drunk ass could really go for for some snackers, right about now."
by Kelly February 23, 2004
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snickerfied

1. to leave one truely satisfied

2. to fulfill the desires, expectations, needs, or demands of (a person, the mind, etc.)

3. give full contentment
By the look on her face, he could tell she was snickerfied.
by Captain America01 May 26, 2007
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shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.
shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!
by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
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Snickerfaced

Either the act of or the act of process of drinking and gettingvery messed up, not limited to getting snickerfaced and then snickerfucking
Man were goign to get so snickerfaced tonight i'm not goign to wake up till next week
by PERD ROOSTER July 8, 2009
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