Shit went left 

When nothing goes accordingly to the plan. Nothing is going right.

Man I just went to Atlantic City and lost all my bread. Shit went left.

Shit went left by P0utyprincess August 26, 2017

shit masher 

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

shit masher by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

Shit tat by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

Shit Mist 

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

Shit Mist by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

shit-spewer 

A widely used nickname for good old 45.

In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.

shit-spewer by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

Shit in me mouth by slimalien March 14, 2020

Shit in a box 

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

Shit in a box by Springa December 4, 2020