sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

sexy monster by akoni February 15, 2004

sexy back tan 

the tan you get after a cross country meet due to the hot sun and the cut of the xc jersey

"dude after saturday's xc meet i got a sexy back tan"

sexy back tan by jordan_cesneros January 23, 2009

sexy milk 

When the animal (specifically a badger) has a bag of his own "mess" and its shot up into the cave of bears and the bears are known as DA BEARS WHO ATE YO ASS And when you finally cleaned it out mr potato head ripped off yor nose and stuffed it in the drain And he finds the man GOOKALEE who hunts a tit full of baby dung and then all of the people in the barn yelled hooray and that was the end to a nice weekend in laguna beach <3

Omg! that man had a life a sexy milk im telling you! dayum!

sexy milk by looly boi africa November 15, 2010

Sexy Constipation 

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

Sexy Constipation by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011

sexy gurl 

anonymous signature to use from mobile phones when sexting and you want to stay anonymous. What to call yourself when making crank calls or drunk dials. Works to get the attention of the reciever.

What's up, Tina? You wanna hang? Sexy GURL

sexy gurl by blasterlbc July 14, 2011

sexy bangin 

a person who is way to hot just to be sexy and way to hot just to be bangin

Jack Henry and Ian all looked sexy bangin at band practice.

sexy bangin by angelicapaigesteinbrock September 2, 2005

Sexy Vegan

The legal name of an American Singer/Songwriter who released a revolutionary first album that changed the game forever titled "Ending World Suffering The Fun Way" in 2018 which is a 28 track acapella album available on Spotify, itunes & more with such instant classics as "Died In Ur Ass 2nite", "Don't Use Dog Poo Bags Son", "Establish A New Normal", "Skinny w/a Big Butt", "The Delicious Butthole of Iggy" & much more. He has appeared on The Dr. Show show twice with the 2nd time set to air March 1st 2018. He is filing to officially run for president in 2020 under a new party he is creating called "The Freedom Party". He does NOT drink, smoke or use any drugs. He is the first male celebrity famous for his butt. He does NOT use toilet paper but water to clean which is sings about in his song "Kissable Cheeks, Lickable Hole" & his butt has no unpleasant smell even after sticking a 4 inch booty call booty rocket in his delicious butthole. For this reason & the fact that he shaves his entire body including his butthole he named his butt Delicious Vegan. At the age of 26 he scored the highest score in Hot or Not history after 327 females rated his looks...that score was 9.9 out of 10. He is noted for not using dog poo bags because he doesn't want to trap insects, cause stink & fill up landfills. He doesn't use soap because it paralyzes insects & causes irritation to skin as well as causes disease.

Sexy Vegan puts the ass in classy.

Sexy Vegan by Dante Bish February 9, 2018