Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Sausage Balls

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

by CraZKchick December 7, 2020

Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation

Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle

by Woke=hate March 1, 2021