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Rusty Curtain Hook

During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.
She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.
by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020
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Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke
Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres
by Soda Jive February 3, 2020
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Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 25, 2020
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Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.
Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.
by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020
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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
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RustyRatPenis

A RustyRatPenis
THE RUSTY RAT PENIS WAS DIPPED IN VINEGAR!
RustyRatPenis
by RATCHEF November 5, 2020
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Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.
by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020
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