roderick heffley

The definition of perfect. He should be everyones idol and everyone should take after this sexy sexy man. Hes in a band with some random kids and hes the drummer which immediately makes him sexier than everyone else. He was doing so good in his life but stupid greg heffley got in the way.

me: have you seen the new kid roderick heffley?
person: yeah hes so hot would smash

by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Hamish Robertson

A Southern Softie. Usually likes history.

Hey look, It's Hamish Robertson. Let's beat him up.

by Greatbun October 30, 2018

bang a roger/louie

Casual "back-seat" driver instruction--tells the driver to turn either left or right.

"Go straight, and then bang a louie once you get to the Mobil station."

by LairBob January 17, 2004

robert

the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut

robert is so funny

by rob the boss October 12, 2019

Roberto Nevilis

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?

Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.

by Orchadicus November 22, 2021

"Eric Roberts Fuck"

adj: To have such passionate sex with your partner that when you have an orgasm, this sound comes out of you that can only be described as an Eric Roberts groan... OOhhhHHH, OOhhhhHH!

Question: How was it with Sheila last night?
Answer: I was so hot that when we finally got at it, It was an "Eric Roberts Fuck", I think I woke up her Momma.

by holdenn August 15, 2007