Chattahoochee River Noodle

Using the hole of a pool noodle as an artificial vagina and on the other end someone is waiting for the lode of their lives.

Samantha rode the Chattahoochee River Noodle last night and she was soaked after!

by Yaboijamez July 9, 2018

the nile river

When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.

Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.

by 123suckmyd December 2, 2009

Running down river

The Lambton County way of saying "Buying smokes". It's said because the first nations cigarette buildings are "Down river". Smokes are sold relatively cheap there.

"Hey mom, would you mind running down river for me?"
"Sure what do you want"
"Lights".

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"Hey man, wanna run down river for some DK's?"

by Zeesee August 25, 2011

Riva

RIVA is a woman that is ratchett but acts like she is a DIVA. RATCHETT+DIVA= RIVA

A WOMAN THAT LIVES WITH HER MOM AND HAS NO JOB BUT YOU CAN FIND HER IN THE CLUB POPPING BOTTLES & SHE ONLY DATES ATHLETES OR RICH MEN SHE IS A RIVA,OR IT COULD BE A RICH WOMAN WITH GHETTO TENDENCIES SHE IS A RIVA example naomi campbell is a riva , rhianna is a riva ,martha stewart is a riva

by HOODBOSSDFW March 14, 2010

river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

by Cplcustard December 25, 2021

powell river

not a place for your vacation
end of the road my friend

expensive ferry ride there and back
mostly elderly people
and disabled people
expensive groceries
very few liquor stores, high price
barnacle beaches
fishy/pulp mill smell
rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain,

rain, rain, rain,rain..........
no night clubs, no night life,no party
NO FUN

wish i never wasted my money or vacation time in powell river

by stuck.in.a.ditch September 11, 2010

Peace River

A place in northern Alberta. Dustin and Acacia the cow live there. Lots of natives live in Peace River so it always smells like whiskey. There are at least 5 native homeless native villages in Peace River. Peace River is missing hot girls except for Drew's cousin, who actually lives in Vancouver. But were not going to get technical.

Peace River is going to have a Nuke plant in it.

by Chris tian May 11, 2009