engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010

onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

by oakey1226 November 15, 2002

wedding ring

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."

by Nubo March 26, 2008

Rango

A slang (sometimes offensive) term for people with red hair. It is taken from the word "Orangutan", an ape with red hair. This term is synonymous with "redhead" and "ginger".

Legend tells that this term was created by students in schools that had banned the use of the term "ginger" as a response to incidents that occurred on Kick a Ginger Day.

Jarett: Did you hear about Kick a Ginger Day? How'd the word "ginger" come about anyway?
Hayden: I don't know, but I call 'em "rangos".
Jarett: Rangos? Why?
Hayden: It's short for Orangutan.
Jarett: Haha, I'll have to remember that one.

by I can't think of a pseudonym. January 8, 2010

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

Engagement Ring

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)

Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.

by ThePublicEnema January 26, 2011

Elden Ring

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!

A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.

by AngelTech February 25, 2022