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retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.
Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

Retard Parade 

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.
Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...
Retard Parade by radaradarada December 19, 2008

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.
Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.
Retard Ballet by B-Lister November 15, 2010

Retard Ball 

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
Retard Ball by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

Retard Rumble 

A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.
Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.
Retard Rumble by Rustic Undies February 27, 2020

retard-strength 

n The quality or condition of extreme physical strength.
Dude, that guy's got retard-strength!
retard-strength by Canajan December 16, 2007