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Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship

The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"

Some chick "Yes"

Some guy "Why did you cheat?"

Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."

Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"

Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."

Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"

Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."

Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"

Some chick "......"

Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2022
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Interlifespan Relations

A sexual relationship between a living human being and an ethereal being. Considered quite classy, but not as stylish as a cat wearing a tuxedo.
To have interlifespan relations, one must believe in apparitions.
by Barney From The Mail Room January 29, 2010
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Gbas gbos relationship

Another way to say you wanna to remain just friends but still get dirty under the sheets. Another way to say friend with benefits.
by Trey titties December 27, 2019
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Unofficial Relationship

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.
Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..
by PattyB. January 23, 2016
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Unofficial Relationship

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.
Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..
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non-binary relationship

People tend to think of relationships as binary. You are either in a committed relationship or you are single. A non-binary relationship is where you are fucking someone, but also free to fuck other people - like friends with benefits or the dreaded "it's complicated" relationship status.
Him: so who is this guy you are seeing.
Me: Well I don't know if I would call it all that -we are free to be with other people too - its a non-binary relationship.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 1, 2021
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Pearl Harbor Relationship

the kind of relationship that happens when a best friend goes away whether death or moving or what ever circumstances, and the other best friend starts dating the girl that he ended the relationship with due to death or moving etc.
Bob: hey did you here John Moved to California

Jack: yea him and Mary broke up there relationship and then his best friend Justin started dating her

Bob:Well that sounds quite like a Pearl Harbor Relationship
by Boobiesboobiesboobies October 22, 2010
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