Redneck Whip Around

When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.

Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around

by CokeHogan February 10, 2018

redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

by Damien Emley May 14, 2019

Redneck cooler law

The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.

Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"

by bocephus February 10, 2014

redneck booty call

When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.

Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.

by JM_Texas November 4, 2015

redneck engineering

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape

Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.

by adam clayton January 28, 2012

Redneck Pudding Cup

A sexual act, in which a person defecates into their partner's mouth. Then pressing their partners cheeks together causing the fecal matter to gush out of their mouth as if they were squeezing a pudding cup.

Man, Jeff had a video of Tommy shitting in Beth's mouth, then he squeezed her cheeks and yelled REDNECK PUDDING CUP!

by Hefffffffffffnerrrrrrrrrrrrr February 7, 2012

REDNECK(the real definition)

What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.

hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)

by Bubba is teh redneck...Gore is teh redneck November 29, 2004