Rabbits

Something for snakes to be hesitant about/worried about fucking with.

That snake messed with the wrong rabbits, they weren't fucking around.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

Pass the rabbit

Pass the rabbit - a party game that originated from a 15th century Swedish Easter tradition. The objective, simply put, is to pass a rabbit around while drunk. Points are awarded for each successful pass and are deducted for dropping or killing the rabbit. Rabbits are slippery little bastards. So, to make them easier to hold, the Swedes dress them up in Viking costumes. As per Cardinal Herring's 1674 decree, the rabbit must be passed a distance of at least 27 hamstüngs (roughly 200 meters) every fifth round. In order to accomplish this, the Swedes have developed a special line of cannon and trebuchet that can deliver the rabbit relatively safely (According to a recent government study 93% of rabbits survive the launch. However, only 23% survive each game).

Agnes: What happened at Börje's last night?
Helge: We got trashed and played pass the rabbit.
Agnes: Ohhh... so is it dead?
Helge: Very.

by rabbitpasser December 5, 2017

Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.

I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.

by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025