A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).
'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'
by Seven Streets October 23, 2009
A Pimp or Pimp-Fox that partakes in the hoshitcoin game; A person who is not afraid to call out someone for pullin a Ho Move.
The Pimp-Gamer called, "Hoshit" because his boy was high-sidin about a bitch he knows he did not fuck.
by Meretrix, Inc. March 04, 2007
by Woah50 May 14, 2015
An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."
Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.
by Steve-er January 22, 2014
One who makes life their bitch.
More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.
More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.
I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me
by Toastedchez October 24, 2017
Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.
Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
by kissyume October 14, 2021
Person who draws the most profits in one year, for all those involved, from the marketing of women to the public, as sexual objects.
Minnesota Fresh (Mann Fresh) and his stable of ladies, pulled in well over 200 racks per city, this year alone, making him first tier candidate for Pimp Of The Year Honors.
by Mann F. January 03, 2012