Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
by snake ruiz April 25, 2012
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phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 09, 2018
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Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!
by Pandacous December 02, 2023
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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
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Phantom bro

girl #1: lets hang with phantom bro

girl #2: no no, he’s karlas
by weird ass bitch December 24, 2018
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