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Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.
OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab
by traumaturgist July 31, 2011
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Ophelia

A girl who you think you know by her beautiful but intimidating appearance but you really do not at all. She could be the death of you or the making of you, you won't know till you get to know her.
Look at her, I've never met her but I'm unsure of her, what an Ophelia
by petalal February 7, 2015
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opp nigga

An opp nigga is a man who snitched or talks to the opps hence him being an “opp nigga”
Joe: yo fam u hear Jimmy an opp nigga
Steven: how do you know?
Joe: words around he’s been snitching
by Dandan14d December 21, 2017
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Operation Sweaty Hippo

When a group of adolescents grab a cake of fireworks and aim it at the designated enemie's house. The agents involved all stick together and have a strict formation and escape route. The mission must
Operation Sweaty Hippo left a fire at the neighboor's house, good thing Agent Gilligan got us a quick escape route, otherwise we'd be history.
by Agent Gilligan July 3, 2006
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openhcf

A top notch mineman scammer, ddoser and more!
openhcf scams so much lmao
by ItsPaul March 29, 2017
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OPWF

Only Peng When Filtered.

Referring to a person that only appears attractive when they have filtered their face through snapchat or otherwise.
Person 1: oishhhh that chick is pengggg
Person 2: nah fam I bet she's OPWF
by gabbathehut August 24, 2017
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night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.
The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.
by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011
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