ghetto goon

a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit
Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them
by ViciousMiss November 07, 2003
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ghetto repair

A cheap and easy way to repair something usually by using household items.
A ghetto repair can be described as using duct-tape for almost everything, garbage sacks as car windows, or bungie cords to keep your bumper attached to your car.
by Kevin Deck June 04, 2006
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Ghetto Nasty

People of "hood" origins who have little respect for themselves and are proud to get down and dirty while not realizing their making fools of themselves and great viral videos on Youtube.
have you ever been to their house before? It smells like feet and booty in their and they are all loud as hell. That is so ghetto nasty.
by BigBlackManInCorona September 03, 2010
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ghetto bird

a police helicopter (usually in urban areas) trying to catch a criminal.
Saw a ghetto bird with numbers on the bottom, callin all cars I think we got 'em !
by BigSloMo April 28, 2006
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ghetto smurf

The ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.

This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.

The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.

The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.

Famous smurfs known among us are:

Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster

We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
Check out that ghetto smurf!!!!!!!
by Ghetto Lance & Michell June 05, 2006
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ghetto mimosa

a 40 drank down to the top of the label then filled with orange juice or sometimes an alcoholic energy drink such as sparks.
lets pick up some 40s and oj and drink some ghetto mimosas
by TreePhiend April 09, 2006
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ghetto hopping

The act of going from ghetto to ghetto in search of drugs.
Yo Johnny you going ghetto hopping tonight?
by Johnnyluvscash September 01, 2010
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