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Obstacle delusion

I had an obstacle delusion right before I fell.
by Evinrood June 15, 2021
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ObsidianBot

ObsidianBot is a cool guy who plays Minecraft.
He: ObsidianBot come here, I'll give you free stuff.
ObsidianBot: Oh!, tell me your coords.
by contraylasenia June 17, 2021
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obsqueour

Prodding, Stabbing or Spearing an obstacle to get them to move
I had to obsqueour the boyfriend to get my hole with his missus
by Da Commadee July 10, 2021
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observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".
True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.
by QuacksO July 11, 2021
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obsessed

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by Someguy68 August 4, 2021
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
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Obstructive comedy apnea

A cessation of breathing for at least 10 seconds due to the hilarity of a joke, character or situation.
When I saw Christa try to stand up on the surf board, I had obstructive comedy apnea.
by Strangelyatthehelms September 2, 2021
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