shit in the oatmeal

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Double O-A-T

A more exact way to rate girls. Everyone knows the "out of 10" saying. however the "Out of a Thousand" or "out of a thou" can give girls a better number system. The girls have no idea what you are saying if you use the intials O.O.A.T
pronounced, Double O-A-T. Thousand is the top score and zero is the worst. However, anything under a 700, you should more or less think of another date.

"Out of a Thou man!"
"I dunno, 768."

"Ok man, Double O-A-T?"
"950!"

"Hey what's happening shawty?"
(To your friend)
"Outta a Thou?"

"dude... 500. Let's go."

by ParkerGramza Production September 14, 2007

Oaksterdam

Media nickname for Oakland, California when talking about the medical marijuana industry in that city. See: Amsterdam

Let's go to Oaksterdam and get some pot to get high!

by East Bay September 8, 2004

oafy

adjective, muscular or Fat, Chubby, Big in Size

Wow, that man sure is oafy!

by Nikkah! October 24, 2004

oak harbor

The gay; a place where old dutch people suck the fun out of things. little racial diversity i.e. 7 blacks, 30,000 asains, 9,000 whites, 1 mexican, 1 native american; a place that is gay; not a fun place to be.

guy: i live in Oak harbor

other guy: gay?

by Anthony Spears November 23, 2006

paul oakenfold

The best trance DJ ever. Listen to his Essential Mix. It will change your life.

Space Live in Ibiza is one of the best trance mixes I have ever heard. It will make you cry.

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Thousand oaks

It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.

Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!

by AMBERR1 October 3, 2016