To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.
by artbomb July 3, 2011
Get the Nuclear Beauty Parlor mug.A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
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