monotany

The practice of having just one wife.

You're single! You need to read ISAIAH 4 and give up those notions of monotany!

by Dan Jag May 5, 2009

monopoly

Consenting, passion sex between two girls.

"Donnan and Shella played monopoly at my house."

by LunaBoi July 25, 2004

monologue

A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet.

notes:

-A double-stacked monologue is a dialog
-A series of monologues can feed one or many
-A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.

If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later.

by DJ PunKtuality April 23, 2011

monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003

monotune

A song with a melody that mostly repeats a single note with occasional variance to the note above or below it.

Etymology: combination of "monotone" and "tune".

Every Taylor Swift song sounds exactly as boring as the last. They're all monotunes.

by SongMonk January 26, 2010

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018