5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.

person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"

by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

A while minute

Almost a whole minute, but not quite.

Q: How long did that take you to do?
A: A while minute

by Springrollpeanutsauce March 10, 2019

a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!

“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Minute skills

Impressive skills that don’t take that long to learn.

You got mad minute skills bro.

by Diehard212 September 20, 2021

ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro May 7, 2018

8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021