Mad Mr.Tom

Mad Mr.Tom. Someone who gets beat by their parentals until their ass smells of tunafish and is the color purple. Followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during sexual intercourse. Someone who has a small penis but is too afraid to admit it. During the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named Tristan. Trust me, You'll know a Mad Mr.Tom when you see one...

Guy 1: Dude, i just found out my friend is a Mad Mr.Tom.
Guy 2: Who, Jimmy?
Guy 1: Yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.

by MadMrJeff January 23, 2013

mad boings

the ability to jump really high.

Yo, we was playing basketball the other day and Tyrone dunked dat shit. He gots mad boings son!

by MiKe!! February 4, 2006

Mads Siig

A danish saying for people with above average sized penises. A person that radiates BDE (Big Dick Energy)

Damn, that guy seems like a real Mads Siig!

by MissilXD October 10, 2022

Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.

I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.

by David Tilley December 28, 2007

I mad.

"I mad." is a shortened saying of "I am mad." but is usually used in a more jokingly manner.

Bob: "Jeff you look like you just came out of the womb with that new haircut."
Jeff: "I mad."

by Loveme.com/Smii7y February 12, 2021

mad sketch

shady

That party seems mad sketch.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2014

poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist April 30, 2021