Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

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LemmonAIDS

A fatal disease, generally contracted by spending lengthy amounts of time around the species douchebagicus lemmonus. incurable. symptoms include misanthropy, disdain for social conventions, disregard for religious beliefs, utter contempt for law enforcement, gleeful and excessive substance abuse, pyromania, public nudity, uncontrolled usage of the word fuck, and the desire to spread the affliction to as many others as possible.

all i wanted to do was go to the bar and have a good time, and i met this guy...
He gave me LemmonAIDS!

by evillemmon September 12, 2014

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lemon joy

Slang term for ejaculate.

He splashed her face with his lemon joy.

by lexicon67 November 11, 2014

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lemon og

higher grade medical grade in the fruit strains blueberry fruity tooty grapefruit and og has many names and strains this lemon OG is a cross strain of blueberry og kush og sativa not a indica which I am thinking this lemon has both do to its kush and fruity crossed strains how ever the grower told me very few details rest of the info was found on world wide and magazines books etc I call it my puzzy nugz lemon has some crazy terms

suck that lemon og lol

by kronic420 November 20, 2014

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Lemonenthemia

When ones blood is polluted with lemon, they have an undying love for lemons and start to smell of lemon pledge and the urge to become a lemon farmer for the rest of their life.

Jeremy was diagnosed with lemonenthemia.

by lemonloverforlife January 13, 2015

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