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John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.
John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"
by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023
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Sleepy John

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.
by Ugly pants April 12, 2011
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John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.
Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.
by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020
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Peter-John

Literally the best guy in the world. No one can ever beat this man's personality and his amazing looks. The guy that will never hurt you. The guy that will always love you and always be loyal to you. This man never let's you down. He will always make you smile, always brighten your day and definitely always give you butterflies. If you have a Peter-John in your life; never let that man go. Love him, cherish him and keep him in your heart.
I am so inlove with Peter-John.
Peter-John is amazing!
by Hi086 November 22, 2021
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John Martyn

Scottish guitarist and singer/songwriter born in Surrey 1948. Made his name along side the likes of Davy Graham and Bert Jansch in the London folk scene of the late 60's. Famous for an exceptional acoustic guitar playing technique and a very unique voice/vocal style. His love of alcohol and dope are legendary and being both drunk and openly smoking dope on stage was very much part of a John Martyn gig in his hey day.
John Martyn's Solid Air and Bless the Weather are 2 of his most typical and successful albums. "May you never" from Solid Air (1973) remains his best loved and most successful song to date.
by Windingboy December 9, 2008
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John Abraham

One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body
Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on
by Hindustani9999 October 8, 2019
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Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around
by Oldchick April 14, 2020
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