a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
Get the jess hortonmug. the sweetest boy youll ever meet. he may have some anger issues but youll so many butterflies when you see him. he’ll get upset when he loses at games. he’s a good friend. He’s Funny and charming. He’s loyal and Nerdy. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, so treat him right if get on.
by Marpay July 31, 2022
Get the jessemug. He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.
by carebear123456 December 3, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot
me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months
friend; oh
me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months
friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
Get the Jessemug. by Carson209 September 27, 2020
Get the Jessemug. by flowbro33 July 26, 2016
Get the Jesse Schmitmug. As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
by Potato_slapper October 6, 2019
Get the Jessemug.