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Jeffurium

The -1st element in the periodic table. The element contains -1 protons but has infinite mass. It is the strongest element in the universe and instantly annihilates any matter it touches. While it is a rare element, it is usually found within a star in the Jeffurious constellation, discovered by Jeffury. So far humans have only managed to contain a stable form of Jeffurium for a quadrillionth of a second.
Hopefully scientists in the future don’t use Jeffurium as a weapon of mass destruction.
by Jeffury December 19, 2019
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Justin Jeffrey Hedquist

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol
by Justin gives blow jobs to men December 7, 2021
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Jeffyeet

A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.
Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.
by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020
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Jeffing

A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.
" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."
by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"
by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018
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Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.
by mitt namn January 9, 2020
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Jeffy

Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.
Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*
by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017
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