jack-off Jimmy

a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.

I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.

by Nick D May 1, 2003

Jackie Chan

The ultimate action verb. Used to describe a stunt-like action that involves both daring, quick reflexes, and style. Most commonly used when telling a story of past feats you have accomplished or when telling someone to do something incredible using your body or in heavy traffic.

"Jackie Chan it." When urging your friends to drive into fast moving traffic.
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."

by Etrix December 8, 2007

Jacinta

A greek name (meaning beautiful) she always looks good in the morning without trying. A very humble girl when in public but when love hits and all😈 she makes any man go wild. She takes things seriously and is the most sexy intelligent unique girl ever p

as soon as she said her name was Jacinta, I knew she was the one

by Darlian May 12, 2018

Dirty Jace

When a man covers his dick with toothpaste and proceeds to brush a girl's teeth.

Person 1: Dude I gave her a Dirty Jace last night.
Person 2: "Sweet."

by dopetits May 7, 2009

"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.

A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.

by jTown Mike January 10, 2018

corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."

A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.

by Hot East March 6, 2011

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006