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many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
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dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!
common phrases associated with ion
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Iowa City draws a lot of its population and culture from Chicago, so if you go there be prepared to talk about the Cubs. Also, bikes and pedestrians rule the streets; it's best not to drive within the city.
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Dude:What's the best place to live in Iowa?
Grrl: Uh, Des Moines.
Dude: Really?
Grrl: No. Iowa City, dummy.
Foreigner: America isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Iowan:Seriously? Where have you visited?
Foreigner: Iowa City
Iowan: Oh, I see. America Lite. Just wait until you see what it's like down south.
Grrl: Uh, Des Moines.
Dude: Really?
Grrl: No. Iowa City, dummy.
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"Hey dude wunna come to the Trussels with me? It's just outside of Iola"
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