i^2

A mathematical representation of the expression "keeping it real."

Background Information: In mathematics, i is the square root of negative one, so i squared is equal to negative one. Negative one is a real number, and i is an imaginary unit; therefore, squaring i is a representation of the expression "keeping it real."

i^2=-1 --> Keeping it real
-1^(1/2)=i --> Being fake

by butcheralp September 13, 2011

i joke

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

I-rey

Alright, on good terms (Rastafarian)

Everyting be I-rey mon...(Everything is alright)

by Maty Bublz November 23, 2006

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

and if i am?

said by the sexciest man alive

example:

"are you jeon jungkook"
"and if i am?"

by aestaethiccs November 24, 2020

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 2, 2003

I&F

Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.

Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"

by JGreen150 July 20, 2012