by Ted99999 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act where the woman is spread eagled with the skull of a moose in her anus and her hands on the antlers while the man pours maple syrup into her vagina while ejaculating into the Stanley Cup and then pours the ejaculate into her mouth.
Cindy liked the taste of Stephen's maple syrup, although she didn't think she would take Canada's History again.
by From Canada With Love696969 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it should only be described in a conversation using hand signals.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
Canada's History: Lord English commanded his French housekeeper to dust his prize moose antlers. The French housekeeper took down the antlers from above the fireplace, and instead of using an ordinary duster, straddled the antlers and slowly slid along it's length, moving her hips and legs to go all around every corner. All the time she never breaks eye contact with Lord English.
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
by _@_V February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Posslington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The study of American economics and paintings by artists who generally didn't do shit to influence anything outside their masturbatory circle of fellow painters
by TessHM March 15, 2015
Get the ap european historymug. The exact opposite of history repeating itself. This is where a party DOES take heed of what happened in the past and rectifies the plan to lead to a better future.
The big Three took a warning from history and decided not to punish Germany after world war II with another Versaille treaty.
by Banastre July 16, 2004
Get the a warning from historymug. by ihatebears February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.