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Canada's History 

When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick

A: Dude I totally gave that girl I picked up last night Canada's History

B: No way!

Canada's History by ColbertNation420 February 4, 2010