cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

hoo hinterland

Hoo is short for Hinterland! It is a strange spot on the Internet that exists but is rarely "stumbled across" and is noticed and explored last; after browsing through the thousands of websites that are visible and well known! It's a third wheel club for other outcasts besides Carol Anne Starr herself.... Blacksheeps come to hoo hinterland to be together and connect with their own kind

"Where is hoo hinterland?"

"Go ask Carol Anne Starr where it is! She can tell you... She's the creator of hoo hinterland!!!"

by Bethany Blues July 5, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

The Hunger Games

The only solution to overpopulation

"How can we solve overpopulation?"
"Better start The Hunger Games"

by jessxkenny November 8, 2020

Coat hanger

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021