Glasses-man

A nickname for Hughes from FullMetal Alchemist.

"Look, Rachel, it's Glasses-Man!"

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

virgin glasses

Eyeglasses that are so ugly that wearing them results in the repulsion of the opposite sex. Chances of getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend hence getting laid, will decrease just by wearing the glasses.

Mary: Hey when did you get those virgin glasses?

Jane: Wow, Mary are they that ugly?

by bonchk July 8, 2010

glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

by Dripee August 17, 2006

famous glasses

A kid in Australia threw a party when his parents weren't home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized glasses. He would not take them off. They were his famous glasses.

"I'm not takin 'em off, they're my famous glasses."

by Zach Hartwell April 2, 2008

bagnifying glass

device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.

i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.

Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL

by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018

touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

by areu September 14, 2021