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Starr Funny Scale

A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...

1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt

(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)
Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale

The Funny Fuck Show

An amateur video comprised of porn and comedy that is crudely edited.
I was walking and laughing at the Funny Fuck Show!

No Funny shit, but... 

Referring to (usually between two males) something that would otherwise be considered homosexual, however giving the situation a pass by using the following statement before saying or doing that thing. Another way of saying “no homo
Male 1: Say bro. No funny shit, but... I’ve been working out lately. How does my ass look?

Male 2: Damn homie, you got a dump truck

*slaps ass

Male 3: nah mane, that’s definitely funny shit. But your ass does look nice though.

Male 2: Lol, gayyy

Male 1: Damn I know, right.

Male 3: wow...

Not funny 

When no one laughs because you ain’t funny.
That “when” joke is not funny.
Not funny by Shamula December 2, 2020

ha ha funny 

Actually funny and not based on their looks (opposite of pretty funny)
Dave is Ha Ha funny unlike Susan who's just hot.
ha ha funny by Phaya July 20, 2017

The big funny 

Someone who cannot spell hilarious correctly and therefore calls it the big funny instead, not to be confused with the big sad.
Persona 1: Hey look at this it’s heler- hala- hiler-..
Persona 2: What are you trying to say
Persona 1: The big funny. >:(
The big funny by You're_so_gay January 19, 2021