Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.
by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024
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Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel September 26, 2016
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A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)
by LordJenal May 14, 2022
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Smack it flat

1) To handle a situation or complete a task with the utmost proficiency and vigor.

2) To act instinctually and swiftly without overthinking.

3) To deliver an exceptional performance without an exceptional ego.

4) Often used to describe creative and improvisational problem solving.

5) To make or play a vinyl record

6) To disrupt, disprove or debunk a common believe from an authoritarian or status-quo source

7) To flatten an object or surmount a task
My favorite stand-up comedian came to town, smacked it flat and left the crowd gasping.

The DJ smacked it flat and had everyone on the dance floor the whole night!

You wouldn't really guess it but that guy smacks it flat on guitar, keys, bass and drums.

After much making eyes and flirting we finally left the the party to smack it flat!
by Thehappinessenabler December 06, 2023
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Pound it Flat

Pounding it flat is the act of sex where the male takes authority and aggressively thrusts his penis into the vagina. Therefore pounding it flat would be a proper term.
"Kattie wanted it so bad that I decided to pound it flat"
by IETVTS2 July 18, 2014
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flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.
by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022
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