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Flat

no curve or thick mass

“Bella is so flat”

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018

alezander

The middle name of an amazingly beautiful Person, known as a sexy beast among tigers, has fire shoes, and all the girls love him, and is rumored to be able to stare a tree to death

"Ah man, it's Alezander. He's as powerful as Zeus!"
"Alezander is more beautiful than Taylor Lautner during his twighlight days!"

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition March 7, 2017

Carter

bandwagon. Whiteboy

Guy 1 "stop being a Carter!"
Guy 2 "GO WARRIORS!! I LOVE TO SAY "OH GEORGIE"!!!!!!

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition March 9, 2017