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It was on my news feed

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
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feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.
I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
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Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
by JoeDirt January 30, 2003
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Dr. Feelgood

A licensed physician who mainly supplies amphetamines and other drugs for a fee.
I scored with Dr. Feelgood last week
by 2Am4Sure June 14, 2008
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feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.
i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?
by dave February 21, 2005
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feesha

An amazing and loveable girl that is sweet in every way.
A very good kisser, treats everyone nicely.
"Man, my girlfriend's such a feesha. I love her"
by Feeshalovesjusty March 20, 2008
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