Fathead

The word Fathead is used to define the act of saving a shite for when you visit someone else's home to save on toilet paper.

John regularly pulls a Fathead by saving up a massive shit for when he visits a friend.

by ScubadoobaSteve August 3, 2021

father M kayhee

What you call a priest who touches alter boys.

Son what was the priest name who touched you, father M Kayhee,did you tell him that your bumbum is not for funfun. . Yes dad.

by djsred August 8, 2021

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

My father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021